Now that the debate of “IS IT KAITLYN OR BRITT” is settled, we can focus on what really matters…Kaitlyn’s journey to find love. Ha. Right.
Anyone else hear that Farmer Chris and Whitney are already dunzo? So that was quick. Chris found fame and fortune and probably won’t be a farmer
anymore. Poor Whitney.
WEEK 2:
The very first group date card arrives, inviting Daniel, Justin, Jared, Corey,
Kupah, both Bens and Tanner on a date which promises will end “with a ring.”
So you guessed it- it’s a boxing date… Flashback to Desiree’s season when they did this Exact. Same. Date and it ended with someone in the hospital….
So what happens? Poor
weeble Jared gets punched in the head 1 too many times and
spends the afternoon in the Emergency Room.
Come on ABC- come up with
some new material- been there, done that.
However,
this Season they did spring for Laila
Ali to whip the boys in to shape before the match ups. Unfortunately for
Kaitlyn, it seemed Kupah had a bit of a twinkle for Laila, and spent absolutely zero time with Kaitlyn the
entire day.
So
Laila-
if you don’t have a boyfriend- I’m sure Kupah would love to hit you up.
Tryin to sneak a peak, we see you Kaitlyn!
With the exception of the Ben Z. Vs Jared match-up,
the fights seem relatively fair and each man gets their share of punches in.
The cocktail party is pretty lax, Jared shows up
briefly to give Kaitlyn a kiss, then heads back to the house to recuperate while
the boxing champ, Ben Z, gets awarded the group
date rose. Yay Ben Z :)
Britt loves Brady:
Flash over to Britt’s hotel room where we see her
crying as she calls her mom to break the news that she is packing her bags and
coming back home.
But wait, her knight in shining armor is here to save her!
1-on-1:
Kaitlyn chooses Clint for the very first one-on-one of the season. They spend the afternoon doing an under-water
photoshoot… in a pool? Weird. They kiss, but other than that the date is pretty
uneventful so I won’t bore you with the details.
Group Date 2:
The
2nd group date card arrives for JJ, Jonathan, Chris, Ian, Joe and
Tony, inviting them to “stand up for her.”
AKA Stand-Up Comedy.
Again- We’ve seen this song and dance
many times before. So, ABC brings in Amy Schumer and the rest of her clan
of stand-up comedians to spicen things up a bit. Oh, and a lotttttt of wine. That
seems to be ABC’s go-to. When in doubt, get them all really drunk.
JJ sits down with Amy and is totally himself…. A complete ass. Or in Amy’s words,
“Is a
complete sweetheart who is just missing charisma… and humility… and a sense of
humor.”
Unfortunately Kaitlyn hasn’t gotten wind of his
assy-ness yet and gives him both a kiss and the group date rose. Vomit.
At
the Rose Ceremony, JJ immediately steals Kaitlyn away from
the pack- thoroughly pissing off the rest of the house and “drawing a line in the sand” between him and the rest of the guys.
Ian finally gets some on-screen time, in which
he tells Kaitlyn about his all-star
status at Princeton before being hit by a car and having to completely
re-learn how to walk and run again. The story leaves Kaitlyn swooning, making
us believe he’s probably safe for the week. Touche Ian.
Meanwhile, Kupah takes the route of self-destruction and tells the camera that
“he has no interest in being here at all if he’s filling
out a quota.”
He really sh*ts the bed when he tells
Kaitlyn he didn’t feel like they were
connecting … which totally blindsides her and seals his own fate.
After a lot of back and forth, Kaitlyn admits that she doesn’t think they can
come back from this and gracefully escorts him to the door.
Not willing to go out without making a complete fool
of himself- The episode ends with Kupah throwing a temper tantrum outside,
yelling at the camera crew. #dramatic
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